Next on my journey for ice cream sandwich omnipotence is this sorry excuse for the real thing. No mater what those hippy vegans say, soy “ice cream” still tastes like cardboard (just like those soy dogs — disgusting). It continues to amaze me that we can send people to the moon and launch robots to rove around Mars, but we can’t make fake ice cream that doesn’t taste like it came from the paper mill.
Here are some photo’s so you know what to avoid. Notice the weird granular texture of the “ice cream”. Look how much of the dough falls off on my fingers — way way too much. Maybe the dough is made from cardboard too? It’s also kinda gross how much of the “ice cream” falls off into the packaging. That’s not natural folks!












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