Simply Sandwiches

I was walking the halls at work the other day and spied one of those amazing futuristic ice cream machines with the little freezer inside and the magic suction tentacle. Then I spied the biggest pre-packaged ice cream sandwich I’ve ever seen: the blue bunny. This puppy is mammoth. So, I got one for $1.25 and it wasn’t very good.

It’s so big it’s like a small meal. The downside is that since it’s not very tasty, it’s more like a little block of torture: you want to keep eating it, thinking it’ll get better, but it never does. The dough was stiff. The ice cream tasted like someone spilled too much wax into the vat (notice it’s all clumpy). It did get a little better as it started melting, but due to all the science that went into it, it takes forever.

Avoid this sandwich!