I’m not sure why it took me so long to realize something so obvious. I have never been one to bother with resolutions, instead preferring to make efforts to correct myself as I go along, but this year is different. This year will be different. This year I finally found a resolution that I will happily follow, one whose mere mention makes me smile (even when people go on and on about how they need to lose 5 lbs). This year I found a resolution that others can share:
This year, I resolve to eat more sandwiches. I resolve to celebrate more sandwiches. I resolve to have a year so chock full o’ sandwiches that some higher power has to CounterForce it in place to keep all the sandwiches from spilling out onto the meta-physical plate.
I’m so excited by the sandwich-y prospects of a new year that I invite everyone to join me. But, don’t just put it on the end of your list, make it your list. What else could be this important?
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