It’s rare that you find a celebrity so big-time and yet still so in touch with the finer things in life. I’m talking, of course, about Michael Cera, the big-time movie star, and his experience with filling creep, specifically at a certain horrible loveless, sandwich chain that is named after (and makes sandwiches just like) public transportation that crams unhappy people into a generic container and sends them hurtling underground. It also rhymes with ‘gross-way’. See for yourself:
Shock #1: Movie stars eat at Subway. Shock #2: He likes subway because it creates a ‘pocket’ to protect him against filling creep. Readers, do not attempt to create these ‘pockets’, they are very dangerous and may explode, sending your sacred fillings everywhere and ruining everything! Michael, give CounterForce a try! It works on good sandwiches, so you don’t have to keep going to Subway.
And when is Arrested Development coming back?
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