A sandwichy reader sent in this brilliant adaption of Maslow’s Hierarchy of needs into sandwiches, written by Andrew Neuendorf. I think we can all agree that this makes Maslow’s original hierarchy MUCH easier to understand. I don’t know why Mr. Maslow didn’t build it around sandwiches in the first place. He calls himself a psychologist and doesn’t even understand that sandwiches are the single common thread unifying everyone in the entire world? What a silly, silly man.
Nicely done Mr. Neuendorf, you’ve done a great service on behalf of sandwiches and psychologists everywhere! The sandwiches chosen are exemplary, with the exception of the Muffuletta (a massive multi-person, whole-bread consuming beast of a sandwich). While it certainly meets sandwichy needs, the final stage should be more focused on self-actualization (the 5th stage of the Maslow hierarchy). The submitter rightfully suggests the fifth stage sandwich be the “creation of a personal favorite sandwich.” Doesn’t that sound more like someone summing all their resources into creativity and production?
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That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long, long time! Who is this Andrew Neuendorf? You should have him post more content on your site. That made my day! Great! Thanks!
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