In your post easter haze are you looking for a way to use your unconsumed candy in a preferably sandwichy way? Are you trying to create a way to further ostracize friendly idolators, heathens, and indigenous peoples? Just in time, it’s the Candywich, fresh from the SANDWICHLab!
Ingredients:
two (2) Kit-Kat Bunny Ears Bars
Six (6) Candy Corn
Three (3) Starburst Brand fruit chews
Two (2) Twizzler Brand Strawberry Licorice Ropes
Two (2) Peeps Brand Marshmallows
One (1) Cadbury Brand Creme Easter Egg
Open up one of the Kit-Kat bars and lay it down on a clean surface space smooth side up. Immediately top it with a Peep, preferably either a lily, bunny, or other flat shaped Peep. Warm up the Peeps in a microwave to make them more pliable and to act as an adhesive.
Lay candy corns next to each other, inverting each alternate candy corn.
After halving the Cadbury creme egg, place one half face down and work as flat as possible.
Top with three Starbursts. I prefer Baja California Starbursts.
Add the other half of the the Cadbury Creme egg face down to secure the Starbursts.
Add on the other Peep after being heated.
Halve the twizzlers.
Top with Twizzlers and the other Kit-Kat.
Revel in it’s glory, for he is risen.
CANDY!
This sandwich is delicious. It has a great balance of crusty bread
in the form of Kit-Kats, gooey ingredients, Peeps and Cadbury Creme
Eggs, and a wonderful fruity surprise from the Starbursts and
Twizzlers. Of course this sandwich is open to personal
interpretation and tastes. Enjoy.
3 Comments
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I actually think just the kit kat plus peep would be tasty. Starbursts bring a bit too much complexity to the mix.
dude, i was drooling when i saw the pix of the vegetarian portobello sandwich but this candywich makes me shudder. gross
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