Sunday, February 17, 2008
It’s rare that you find a celebrity so big-time and yet still so in touch with the finer things in life. I’m talking, of course, about Michael Cera, the big-time movie star, and his experience with filling creep, specifically at a certain horrible loveless, sandwich chain that is named after (and makes sandwiches just like) [...]
I’m not sure why it took me so long to realize something so obvious. I have never been one to bother with resolutions, instead preferring to make efforts to correct myself as I go along, but this year is different. This year will be different. This year I finally found a resolution that I will [...]
Saturday, November 3, 2007
One of the most common problems when eating sandwiches is that they’re made too slippery and all the delicious filling slowly works it’s way to the back of the sandwich, eventually shooting out the back. You’re left with just handles of bread and half the filling on your plate staring back at you like a [...]
Saturday, August 18, 2007
People use the term ‘sandwich’ loosely and I often get confused when something is a sandwich and when something isn’t a sandwich. For example, are burrito’s sandwiches? What about hot dogs? What about if you jam some “jambon” into a “baguette”? What about a dumpling with a hole in it? These questions were troubling me [...]
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Apparently August is sandwich month. Isn’t this exciting? When I heard about it I was totally psyched, and then I looked around and found that, no it’s not a federal holiday, no I still have to go to work, no I still have to pay taxes and no my sandwiches still end. Furthermore, it shares [...]