Simply Sandwiches » condiments http://www.simplysandwiches.net Sandwiches. Just Sandwiches. (Reviews, theory, discussion and news) Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:24:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Table of Condiments (Pierodically Going Bad) http://www.simplysandwiches.net/2008/02/29/table-of-condiments-pierodically-going-bad/ http://www.simplysandwiches.net/2008/02/29/table-of-condiments-pierodically-going-bad/#comments Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:37:23 +0000 Ben http://www.simplysandwiches.net/2008/02/29/table-of-condiments-pierodically-going-bad/ A sandwichy reader sent in this cute table of condiments (that periodically go bad). It’s a fantastic re-purposing of some boring science relic for practical and important use: sandwiches! Apparently “The concept and design was by Dana Arnett, Ken Fox, Fletcher Martin and John Naresky of VSA Partners, Chicago.” Since the source page didn’t own it, I replicated it below. Take a gander.

Some thoughts on it:

  • Honey doesn’t go bad. Ever. Wikipedia says it’s good “for decades, and even centuries.”
  • What is ‘French’? People? They certainly last longer. Dressing? I wouldn’t eat 2 month old French dressing!
  • Why is Lox on this chart? What kind of luxuriously pampered sultan just adds a dash of smoked salmon to dishes whenever he feels? Maybe the sultan of sandwiches? (My jealousy of this fictional person is overwhelming.)

Table of Condiments (That Periodically Go Bad)

Table of condiments

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